LAWYER bit character: "And I'll warn you such an allegation is libelous as well as preposterous."
Me: *closes book . . . pats it a little* ". . . libelous? The allegations she just made about your father verbally are LIBELOUS?!
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A LAWYER?!"
LAWYER bit character: "I'm going to insist you cease and desist making any libelous or slanderous statements about my father."
Me: "I will punch this guy in the head. SAY LIBELOUS ONE MORE TIME!"