Start Me Up - Victoria Dahl

THAT EUPHEMISM. OMFG. STOP IT. PLEASE. That was, literally, a 19 page sex scene — holy freaking crap — and the use of that euphemism just ruined the entire thing. It's so awful. That was the only term used for that body part. Made me crazy the entire time. And what I really don't understand is when authors are perfectly fine using

explicit terms like "dick", "cock", and "clit", but for some reason can't use anything better than this weak, nonsensical term for vagina.

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It especially sets me off when they're in the same sentence. 

 

Authors, I'm begging you. *weeps*

 

*Spoiler cut for language. Y'all don't need those words floating around on your dash.