Congratulations page 364 of Sart Me Up! You may be the worst page I have read of anything ever. Or at least the worst thing I have read in a long time. Spoiler cut for language again:(show spoiler)
See, this is why romance authors need to stop being so explicit. Either go balls to the wall and write erotica with the down and dirty words or stick with romance and use your talent to write the scenes without the words (see: Nora Roberts). Because books are ruined when we rant like this about word usage. We're ripped out of perfectly good scenes and laugh heartily or get angry and cringe.